- "I read an article about La Costa resort and spa in SoCal and thought it ripe for parody. The look of the hotel was inspired by an upraised finger"
- ―Al Lowe, April 2016
Gammie Boysulay is the receptionist. Rose Eleeta has a job at the High Colonic Treatment Suite. A country singer, Burgundy, performs at the bar. Merrily Lowe resides at the pool. Shamara Payne resides at the penthouse. Charlotte Donay hangs out at the spa. Gary works at the dressing room. Daryl is the security guard.