You have never been able to finish one of those!

Grotesque Gulps are famous in Los Angeles, the only soft drink served in a painted 32-gallon trash can. Larry bought one from a Quiki Mart and saved his life when he was cast away in the South Pacific.

If Larry drinks the Grotesque Gulp anywhere but the lifeboat, he will die from a bladder explosion.

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