Beatrice Robensenito is a character from Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude. She is the Director of the Walnut Log Community College Primate Research Center. character in Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude. She is part of the third group of girls the player can interact with. She is located in the lower level of the library.
Appearance[]
Beatrice has tan skin, brown eyes, and shoulder-length brown hair (black in loading screen images). She normally wears rectangular glasses, a white labcoat, a blue polo shirt, black slacks, and white shoes.
History[]
Beatrice Robensenito is the professor of Human Sexuality at Walnut Log Community College. Larry has failed her course five times in two years. She was married to Dave Robensenito until he left her for a shoe saleswoman.
Larry enters the lab dressed as a geek, and asks Beatrice to curve his grade on the recent test they had. Beatrice tells Larry that he has taken and failed her Human Sexuality course 5 times over 2 years. She adds that Larry is the only one in the class who laughs at the terms for sexual organs, and has not appeared to learn anything in the class. She suggests that Larry take a different science class to fulfill his requirement; a class taught by the male head of the science department. Larry, during the whole conversation, plays dumb in order to stay in Beatrice's class. Beatrice gives up and proposes that Larry works in her lab to gain some extra credit. Larry then feeds the monkeys in the lab.
Afterwards, Beatrice tells Larry that her primary test subject, Leopold, needs to be distracted from masturbating (specifically to a pin-up shot of Beatrice). Larry plays quarters with the monkey, who is a formidable quarters player. But, after the game, Beatrice gets a call from her husband. The call quickly goes south due to her husband admitting that he is leaving Beatrice for "that fat whore who works at Kenny's Shoes." Beatrice yells at her soon-to-be ex-husband, rants that she wanted to have a child, then faints from shock.
Leopold suddenly begins to speak, monologuing about how he will make his move on Beatrice now that she is vulnerable. Larry can understand what Leopold says, and listens to the monkey use poetic language to describe not only Beatrice's beauty, but how he will make her give him a handjob. Larry attempts to dissuade him, citing his personal experience that an interspecies romance will never work out. Leopold then offers that the two of them team up to court Beatrice. But, Leopold tricks Larry into activating a nearby brain-switching machine. Larry's brain is now in Leopold's body, and as such, has gained the monkey's high sex drive.
Beatrice wakes up to find "Larry" yelling at "Leopold" to stop masturbating. Beatrice stops "Larry" from upsetting the monkey, and "Larry" starts flirting with her. "Larry" tells Beatrice of his fantasy about their new lives together in Africa: driving an 18-wheeler from Botswana to Togo, stopping occasionally to groom each other and have sex. "Leopold" tries yelling for Beatrice to turn on the brain-switching machine, but Beatrice can't understand him. "Larry" threatens "Leopold" to stay quiet, and Beatrice protests, saying that Leopold is an innocent animal. "Larry" counters that Leopold(his real self) is not innocent, and wants nothing more than to have sex with her. He approaches Beatrice, ready to grab at her.
Larry gets an idea. He grabs a nearby banana, and uses it to masturbate. His orgasm is so powerful, the banana flies out of the peel, out of the cage, and hits the button on the brain switching machine. The machine puts Larry and Leopold back into their original bodies, then promptly explodes. When Larry returns to his body, a disgusted Beatrice punches him in the face and prepares to beat him further. Larry tries to explain what happened, but the machine is gone. For sexually harassing her and tampering with her lab subject, Beatrice gives Larry an F--- for the term; this grade is so low, it lowers grades in other courses. Larry passes out on the floor.
Beatrice gives Larry a token of affection before he leaves - a jar of monkey sperm.
