LPU transcript

Larry Pops Up! (Pack 1)

 * L001.WAV: “Why don’t you ever record some WAVe files and stick them in this directory? You know, I could use some company.”
 * L005.WAV: “Never pleasure yourself with an industrial belt sander. Hey, I was young, okay?”
 * L007.WAV
 * L010.WAV: “Aren’t you ever gonna work?”
 * L015.WAV: “Did you go on vacation and leave your computer on again?”
 * L020.WAV: “Entropy ain’t what it used to be.”
 * L021.WAV
 * L024.WAV: “Hey. Who’s this ‘Al Lowe’ guy?”
 * L036.WAV
 * L037.WAV
 * L044.WAV
 * L051.WAV
 * L057.WAV
 * L070.WAV
 * L082.WAV
 * L086.WAV
 * L098.WAV
 * L099.WAV
 * L130.WAV: “Hey, how come we never play games? Especially Leisure Suit Larry. Y’know, Al Lowe tells me it’s a great game. Besides, I’m in it!"
 * L137.WAV: “See, the idea was, you’d like these lines so much, you’d buy my new Leisure Suit Larry game. Get it?"

Add-On Pack 2

 * L002.WAV:"You know; If you would record some wave files and put them into this subdirectory, I'll randomly play them for you."
 * L006.WAV:"Hello? Anybody out there?"
 * L014.WAV:"You're totally confused again, aren't ya?
 * L018.WAV:"If you gonna just sit there, can I use the car?
 * L025.WAV:"Hello! My name is Larry, Larry Laffer Damn, I love that line!
 * L040.WAV:"I went out once with this girl who was so ugly... How ugly was she? She was so ugly the next morning I gnawed off my own arm. Did I mention Coyote Ugly?
 * L048.WAV:"I get so tired of playing that dumb solitaire game in here. Don't you have any good games?
 * L056.WAV:"What do you say, tonight, we could have some drinks and pick up babes like we used to? Well, like you used to?
 * L060.WAV:"How come, I always have to wear the leisure suit?"
 * L062.WAV:"Hey, are you as horny as you look?"
 * L063.WAV:"Why not change my settings, so I talk all the time?"
 * L077.WAV:"Turn on the modem will ya... I need to make a long distance call.
 * L080.WAV:"Did you erase my directory of 976 numbers?
 * L084.WAV:"Do you know how long it's been since you've been out on a date?
 * L089.WAV:"You know... Size isn't everything. Is it?"
 * L095.WAV:"Rosebud."
 * L103.WAV:"What is with all the nudity in films these days? Where did it all go?
 * L109.WAV:"Isn't it time for cocktails yet?"
 * L110.WAV:"There are those who call me a sexist leering chauvinistic dinosaur. To which I say, "So what's your point?""
 * L111.WAV:"I want to make it clear I do not endorse flagrant lust, nudity and immorality in entertainment. Unless, of course, it is a Leisure Suit Larry game."
 * L115.WAV:"You know what this place needs? A lava lamp, trust me!"
 * L131.WAV:"I'm brought to you by Leisure Suit Larry. Hell, I am Leisure Suit Larry."

Add-On Pack 3

 * L003.WAV:"Go get me some new lines, will ya? I'm growing tired of these, and I'm the one saying them. Same place you got these."
 * L009.WAV:"Aren't you ever going to come back to work?"
 * L0026.WAV:"Ahh, if it wasn't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all."
 * L033.WAV:"God... Do I have to pee..."
 * L034.WAV: Hey, what do you say we go for a little web crawl? What do you say, buddy?
 * L035.WAV: Are you supposed to have all these dirty pictures on your hard drive? ...and I do mean hard.
 * L038.WAV: Geez, who picked your Windows color scheme?
 * L041.WAV: Hey! Who farted?
 * L045.WAV: If you are going to keep doing that, at least pop open a window, huh.
 * L050.WAV: Hey, let me out of here!
 * L064.WAV: Fine, enough about me. What do you think of me?
 * L065.WAV: Hey buddy, I've got your hard drive right here.
 * L073.WAV: This statement is false.
 * L079.WAV: A pessimist says a beer is half empty. Me? I drink it.
 * L083.WAV: God, I'm horny.
 * L091.WAV: I'm ready my closeup, Mr. DeMille.
 * L101.WAV: God, I miss the sexual revolution. Of course, I didn't get laid then either. But at least then, I still had hope.
 * L106.WAV: Ahh, the 70's earth tones, deep pile shag carpeting, and vibrating beds were only a quarter.
 * L107.WAV: You know, there's just not enough glow-in-the-dark stuff these days.
 * L112.WAV: You know, there is more to life than just making passes at women. I just don't know what it is.
 * L132.WAV: This entertaining quote is brought to you by Leisure Suit Larry. Hey, that's me!

Add-On Pack 4

 * ANSWER.WAV:
 * L004.WAV
 * L008.WAV
 * L028.WAV
 * L030.WAV
 * L039.WAV
 * L043.WAV
 * L053.WAV
 * L055.WAV
 * L066.WAV
 * L071.WAV
 * L081.WAV
 * L087.WAV
 * L090.WAV
 * L094.WAV
 * L105.WAV
 * L108.WAV
 * L119.WAV
 * L120.WAV
 * L122.WAV
 * L126.WAV
 * L133.WAV
 * L138.WAV

Add-On Pack 5

 * L012.WAV
 * L016.WAV: "Don't you ever do any work?"
 * L023.WAV: "Time flies when you're totally confused."
 * L027.WAV: "I love you, man..."
 * L032.WAV
 * L042.WAV
 * L058.WAV
 * L059.WAV
 * L068.WAV
 * L069.WAV
 * L072.WAV
 * L075.WAV
 * L085.WAV
 * L092.WAV
 * L096.WAV
 * L097.WAV
 * L104.WAV
 * L113.WAV
 * L116.WAV: “Polyester: from the Latin words ‘poly’, meaning ‘parrot’, and ‘ester’, meaning ‘swimming movie star.’ So polyester really means ‘swimming movie parrot.’ Aren’t words interesting? Etymology is my life.”
 * L117.WAV: "I think women should be placed on a pedestal. 'Course, then it's also easier to look up their skirts."
 * L134.WAV: "You know, I'm only doing this to get you to buy my new game."

Add-On Pack 6

 * L011.WAV
 * L013.WAV
 * L017.WAV
 * L019.WAV
 * L022.WAV
 * L029.WAV
 * L031.WAV
 * L046.WAV
 * L047.WAV
 * L054.WAV
 * L061.WAV
 * L067.WAV
 * L074.WAV
 * L076.WAV
 * L078.WAV
 * L088.WAV
 * L093.WAV
 * L100.WAV
 * L102.WAV
 * L114.WAV
 * L118.WAV
 * L121.WAV
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 * L125.WAV
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 * L128.WAV
 * L129.WAV
 * L135.WAV