Natives Inc.

Natives Inc. was Nontoonyt island's only and major corporation, and where the Nontoonyt natives "retreated" once it became a tourist paradise. The Chairman was Kenneth and Marketing Manager was Larry Laffer (as he thought mainly because of his managerial abilities and not because he was his son-in-law).

Eager to shed their Stone Age lifestyle, Natives Inc. was made to protect their interests and develop their island. Nontoonyt became a yuppie dream, a vein of gold they could mine through tourism, they took correspondence courses in business management, public administration, sales and marketing. Borrowing heavily from foreign investors they expanded into some very attractive tourist traps and growth really exploded when they discovered time-share, the Holy Grail of modern marketing.

The villagers retained total financial and political control of their island, and never allowed vehicular traffic. They did an excellent job of preserving the environment of the jungle.

The office did not have a water cooler, but a bubbler of Perrier built into the floor.

After Larry's divorce with Kalalau, the company retained DeWey, Cheatem and Howe to litigate against Larry in view of his mismanagement while employed with them invoking a nonperformance clause.